My name is Carie. I am 28-years-old and living an eternal awkward phase in that ignored part of New York... the state part.

I'm a writer working at a convenience store while raising two parents on my own with no help from my deadbeat siblings. I am also an amateur Baby Wrangler for my niece Giulia aka Baby!

You may say I'm weird but I say I'm awesome and since I'm me and you're not, I'm right. Just saying. So take a look around my blog, if you like it, stick around. If not, peace out. I'm not here to fucking impress you.

 

You are not truly an adult until you wanna go back and beat the shit out of your teenage self.

Today on Facebook, I have an inappropriate conversation about letters with a high school friend.

thelindsaytuggey:

Do you have a shorter name?

Every time I watch the movie (which is probably way too much), I swoon a bit when Bruce Willis says, “LeeLoo” like it’s the most beautiful name he’s ever heard.

(Source: brusewillis)

Where the fuck is my brother? I would very much like to go home.

Currently watching…

carie-valentine:

Coffee Prince.

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I know! It’s taken me this long to watch it but meh, I do what I want.

Yep. It’s a bit boring though. Not gonna lie.

sarah-getting-fit asked
Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers. Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity! (◠‿◠✿) You're awesome!! <3

Someone sent me this but because I used my phone and I am a giant moron I answered it privately.

  1. I personify awesome. That is not an opinion it’s a fact.
  2. My friends think I am rad as fuck.
  3. I am crazy good looking.
  4. I am hilarious.
  5. Although I have my boring moments when I am alone, when I go out with people they never have a boring time with me.

2NE1 ON THE STAGE AON CONCERT IN SEOUL CRUSH + LYRICS

THEY LOVE ME CUZ I'M HOT

THEY LOVE ME CUZ I'M COLD

THEY LOVE ME CUZ I'M REAL

THEY LOVE ME CUZ I KILL