My name is Carie. I am 28-years-old and living an eternal awkward phase in that ignored part of New York... the state part.

I'm a writer working at a convenience store while raising two parents on my own with no help from my deadbeat siblings. I am also an amateur Baby Wrangler for my niece Giulia aka Baby!

You may say I'm weird but I say I'm awesome and since I'm me and you're not, I'm right. Just saying. So take a look around my blog, if you like it, stick around. If not, peace out. I'm not here to fucking impress you.

 

My dad’s older sister is so annoying. Dude bitch, stop talking!
Dear wine,
I don’t like you but help me through this.
Love always,
Carie

Happy Zombie Jesus day!

Forced to go to church because it’s Easter. I haven’t eaten yet… this is gonna suck extra hard. Blarg.

pavornocturna:

happykillerninjapanda:

pavornocturna:

sweet-dream-hoshi:

pavornocturna:

happykillerninjapanda:

How discussions about peanut butter can get out of hand on my Facebook featuring my bff and pavornocturna.

Facebook is an adventure.

I see what you did there.

YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF YOU.

AS I TYPED IT.

Did I miss something?

sweet-dream-hoshi
used adjectivesftw as a username for several things back in the day.

RIGHT! Right, right, right! I remember something like that!

pavornocturna:

sweet-dream-hoshi:

pavornocturna:

happykillerninjapanda:

How discussions about peanut butter can get out of hand on my Facebook featuring my bff and pavornocturna.

Facebook is an adventure.

I see what you did there.

YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF YOU.

AS I TYPED IT.

Did I miss something?

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This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Dec 2013 and Mar 2014 containing my top 20 used words.

Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:

How discussions about peanut butter can get out of hand on my Facebook featuring my bff and pavornocturna.

Got Ellen addicted to My Love from the Stars. So, you know, that’s happening. Mwahahahahaha.

New paint at work. It looks so much nicer in here.

Willing myself to get up and get dressed for work. I think someone may have shot my motivation.

Ugh, convert faster so I can burn you to a dvd and go to bed!

pavornocturna:

Skyping with happykillerninjapanda is always an adventure.

Kind of makes you wish you could skype with me, doesn’t it?

pavornocturna:

Skyping with happykillerninjapanda is always an adventure.

Kind of makes you wish you could skype with me, doesn’t it?

Convinced my mom to watch My Love From Another Star… So that’s happening.