My name is Carie. I am 28-years-old and living an eternal awkward phase in that ignored part of New York... the state part.
I'm a writer working at a convenience store while raising two parents on my own with no help from my deadbeat siblings. I am also an amateur Baby Wrangler for my niece Giulia aka Baby!
You may say I'm weird but I say I'm awesome and since I'm me and you're not, I'm right. Just saying. So take a look around my blog, if you like it, stick around. If not, peace out. I'm not here to fucking impress you.
You are not truly an adult until you wanna go back and beat the shit out of your teenage self.
Me, when asked to do anything (via happykillerninjapanda)
Where the fuck is my brother? I would very much like to go home.
Someone sent me this but because I used my phone and I am a giant moron I answered it privately.
My niece was trying to pair my phone with the TV remote.